Friday, January 14, 2011

Fawk You Friday Returns!

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Fawk you snow and cold! I know I live in Ohio and should be used to it, but I’m tired of shivering while waiting at the bus stop for my kids and having freezing toes all day long! You are causing too many problems! Last week I slid over the yellow line because of ice, and would have been a goner if there had been a car coming the other way. One day of class cancelled because of you means a make up day, which also means on the last week of class I have to go 4 days instead of 3!

Fawk you sickness! You have been here since xmas day! Be gone already! I’m tired of coughing and not being able to breathe because of you. Give me my life back!!

Fawk you elementary school! For making me get up so damned early in the morning! It should be illegal!!

Fawk you irresponsible parents! Yeah, I’m talking about you.. the ones that don’t discipline your children, or teach them about what respect is. I’m tired of having to deal with your little hellions. If you didn’t want to BE a parent, you should have kept your legs closed pants on!

Fawk you people who say FML! You are retaahhhhded!!!!!!!!

The End.


Lady Estrogen said...

Hey there. Found you through Fawk You Friday.

I totally agree with your last point. I had to quit teaching because of it - drove me fucking insane on a daily basis until I came to the realization that it wasn't worth it. x

Anonymous said...

I LOVE these!

I'm your midwest neighbor who's hating on the weather too.

I'm down with the kids not going to school till noon and staying late. Wanna start a petition?


Mad Mind said...

I have been fighting a cold and cough since a few days after Christmas. I swear it will never go away.

And I've never understood the FML thing either. Does that make me not cool?

Heavensent1 said...

Weather goes...I love the me a nutter~!!

GFC following from Tuesday Blog Trail...ifn you have a moment, please stop by my place and have yourself a look around ~ Mad Moose Mama ~ ~ Have yourself a most groovy of days...peaces...xoxo

crazedmama said...

@Lady Estrogen: I couldn't handle being a teacher, too many disrespectful brats! lol @Boobies: I'm glad u agree with me! Let's get that petition going!! @Mad Mind: I'd rather be NOT cool than say FML! lol I hate it!! @HeavenSent1: nutter, lmao!

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