At least someone likes me!

I've been awarded the most coveted and distinctive award!

The Rules:

1. Thanks the person who gave you the award...done

2. Share 7 things about yourself

3. Give this award to 15 newly discovered bloggers



Special thanks to Hug A Tree With Me for this award!

My 7 Things:

1. I'm about to finish college at the end of August and will officially be a Medical Assistant!
2. I'm super excited that I start my Phlebotomy class on Tuesday and get to learn how to suck people's blood!!
3. I got pregnant with twins while on birth control.
4. Even though I'm studying Medical Assisting, I want to be a certified dog trainer and work specifically with Pit Bulls because I loooove the breed.
5. In August, I will celebrate my 8th wedding anniversary.
6. I have 8 tattoos and would love to be covered if I had the money and a job that wouldn't discriminate.
7. I'm sitting at home on a Friday night watching George Lopez. That's sad.


15 (or however many I can come up with) new blogs that I've recently discovered

Stupid People Make Me Crazy

Frazzled Mama

Boobies, Babies, and a Blog

Things I Can't Say

Chubby Cheeks Thinks

That's enough for now. I broke the rules, I break rules; it works.

Botox Kids? Beauty Pageants?

Did any of you see the story on Good Morning America the other day about the mother who injected Botox into her 8 year old daughter to get rid of the “lines” on her face? I was so disgusted by this. I’ve always hated child beauty pageants. I think parents who do this are ruining their children. First of all, little girls are not meant to wear slutty looking clothing, and 2 lbs of make up on their face. It’s gross. Most kids don’t want to have to worry about being “perfect”, and smiling the right way or walking the right way. What are you teaching your children? You are teaching them that looks are the most important thing in life and that their brain or personality doesn’t matter. How are these kids going to be as teenagers or adults?

I could not believe this mom that injected her kid with botox. She had no remorse for it and tried to justify herself by saying that other pageant moms do it, too. When asked where she got the botox from, she refused to say.. because, well, it’s probably illegal! This should be considered child abuse. The little girl even said that it hurt. Botox is dumb anyway, but it should be the child’s choice. It’s not like a vaccine or something that they need. It’s all for looks. That little girl will end up like that disgusting cat woman that got way too many plastic surgeries and now looks like a deflated barbie doll. This mom should be in jail. Parents are trying to live their life through their children and trying to make them as beautiful as THEY (the moms) wish they were. Let kids be kids.

What is your opinion on toddler/children beauty pageants??

Escape From a Scary Mountain

Thanks for the post from Hal Potter

This is my personal favorite new movie that is available on demand: Escape From Witch Mountain. You may ask, "Hey Ted, why is your favorite movie a kids movie when you are a forty two year old man?" I think this is a perfectly valid question but I am not going to answer it because I don't much care for player haters. This movie is not in theaters anymore. I watch my favorite new movie on demand on life were in special effects I'd feel pretty darn special for sure.

This is a paid post.

Royal Wedding Schmedding..

I'm sick and tired of turning on the news and the first thing I hear is talk of the upcoming "Royal Wedding", or advertisements for all of the special shows that are coming up regarding the wedding dress, who is making the food for the wedding, or who is going to clean the piss off of the floor in the bathrooms after the wedding. Who fucking cares???

This is the U.S.A., do you think the majority of the people in this country give two shits about two people getting married in another country, just because one of them is a "Prince"? People get married every day, what makes THIS so special?? Spend money and time on events that REALLY matter or that are important to us, not this stupid crap. Do you think we care how much money is being wasted on this wedding? More is being spent on this one event than most Americans make in their whole lifetime. Why DOES America care so much? Or do they really care? With so much other bullshit going on in the world, why is this being held above everything else?

Yes, it's all fine and dandy that they are getting married, but, really, I don't give a flying crap. I don't know them, nor do I care that they are getting hitched. They don't mean a damned thing to me.

A clock? REALLY?? ::Rolls Eyes::

F U!!!!!!

My favorite day of the week is here again. If I had the time, I would participate in Fawk You Friday every week because I do love it! Here we go....

FAWK YOU Strep Throat! You caught me last week and made me so miserable that I couldn't eat, drink or talk. Then you got the Mr. Rants and even though he didn't actually have a sore throat, he still had strep. which kept him from working on our new house this week. Who gave you permission to take over our lives? Huh??

FAWK YOU dumbass people. I'm talking about the ones in my Medical Administration class. Come on, the teacher goes through everything step by step. She tells you exactly what to click and what to type, so why, oh WHY does half of the class whine, "What??", "Wait, I'm lost", "Mine doesn't have that", "Where are we?", "Where's that at?" every god damn 2 minutes??!! Those of us with at least half of a brain could be finished with class an hour earlier if it wasn't for you idiots making the teacher stop to explain everything again.. and again!! Pay attention!!!

FAWK YOU financial aid lady. Be a bitch to me and threaten not to schedule me for any more classes because I didn't call you while having strep throat to schedule my appointment. Are you that important that I would even think of calling you when I couldn't even TALK?? Go ahead and threaten that if I don't return your calls next time you won't schedule me for classes, I only have 3 more months of school dumbass, I won't ever have to deal with your bitch ass again. You're shit still stinks, honey, I can smell it from here! .. Oh, and you and your little co-worker in the cubicle next to you need to stop talking ghetto. You sound ridiculous and make me want to throw up.

FAWK YOU Gray's Anatomy. Fawk you for your stupid "musical" episode a few weeks ago. I know I'm a little late with this one, but that was the dumbest fucking episode I have ever watched. Don't do it again... EVER!!!!!